i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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