NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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