He had one of those small greek statue penises
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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