I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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