Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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