just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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