You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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