Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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