Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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