Soap is not a condiment
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Randomize
