is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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