mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i will never coherently bang her
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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