I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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