Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just googled if crying burns calories
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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