Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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