You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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