So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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