So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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