Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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