is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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