weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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