At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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