Non-Jews are for practice
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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