Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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