You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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