i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
whose ass print is on the piano?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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