The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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