Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize
