I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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