Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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