wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
my poor anus
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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