In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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