That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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