There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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