Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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