found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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