At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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