sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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