i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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