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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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