lets start a swedish sibling band together
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Randomize
