dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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