As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Damn victory sex feels great
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