party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
they need to just BURY HIM!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I still have a little drunk in my system
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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