make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
