scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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