i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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