i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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