Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
How's work?
Spinning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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