i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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