I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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