I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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