I cockslap morals
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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