So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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