how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You made out with two different species that night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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